For people familiar with expressions like "He doesn't know Shiite (or shite rhymes with white - ANOTHER change from the OLDE SCHOOL - real word is among the 7 forbidden radio/TV) from Shinola (a LEATHER SHOE WAX in a small round can that pops open magically) - there are things olde schoolers THOUGHT they'd never see.
There is actually a WATCH called SHINOLA you can assemble yourself. Here's the ad link:
Just search engine Mitt-ola the Shinola Romney AND the link will appear as if by magic!
Rationale: Trying to find out if English word for FRENCH MERDE - would be readily available - NO - too harsh - F word much more common in thevernacular these days.
HMM just search engine and seek Mitt the Shinola Romney and it will appear to sell a build-it-yourself watch called SHINOLA that is apparently "Made on Detroit" which hopefully isn't Detroit, China like that not so famous USA, Japan. Yes the Japanese actually re-named a town USA so they could put USA on their manufactured products. At the time, they had gone from making sideshow cupie dolls of chalk to more complicated items and were trying to build a market so Americans would forget all about dropping cupie dolls and giving the pieces to little girls for hop-scotch designs on sidewalks. (Another L-O-N-G story that has long been forgotten.)
Anyway - the NEW SCHOOL literally does NOT know SHIITE from SHINOLA - since one is a UK pronounciation after Flight Lockerbe was bombed from the sky and SHINOLA is not WEARABLE as a WATCH assembled from a kit apparently. Not only can a bicycle KIT be purchased so a DAD can assemble it from 8 PM to 6 AM Christmas morning but he can make himself w WATCH on Christmas Day the MOM and the kids bought especially for ol' do-it-to-yourself DAD!
By the way or BTW - when buying a bike-in-a-box one is SUPPOSED TO purchase it ahead of time and PAY for its assembly before it gets to scratch up the family car on the way home. This insures that some BLOKE or GUY - perhaps even a native American er born in America er German-Irish-Scotch descent unemployed person can make "survival money" from the "box store" for assembling the bicycle. Maybe a few questions to the "BOX STORE MANAGER and this talented engineer fellow can assemble that SHINOLA WATCH that was also involved with Christmas, Kawanza, EID, Winter Solstice or Hannika.
But I never thought I'd see the day that a US born engineer would be MORE THAN HAPPY to assemble "Christmas GIFT KITS"for his/her own Christmas money or "survival money."
