For people familiar with expressions like "He doesn't know Shiite (or shite rhymes with white - ANOTHER change from the OLDE SCHOOL - real word is among the 7 forbidden radio/TV) from Shinola (a LEATHER SHOE WAX in a small round can that pops open magically) - there are things olde schoolers THOUGHT they'd never see.
There is actually a WATCH called SHINOLA you can assemble yourself. Here's the ad link:
Just search engine Mitt-ola the Shinola Romney AND the link will appear as if by magic!
Rationale: Trying to find out if English word for FRENCH MERDE - would be readily available - NO - too harsh - F word much more common in thevernacular these days.
HMM just search engine and seek Mitt the Shinola Romney and it will appear to sell a build-it-yourself watch called SHINOLA that is apparently "Made on Detroit" which hopefully isn't Detroit, China like that not so famous USA, Japan. Yes the Japanese actually re-named a town USA so they could put USA on their manufactured products. At the time, they had gone from making sideshow cupie dolls of chalk to more complicated items and were trying to build a market so Americans would forget all about dropping cupie dolls and giving the pieces to little girls for hop-scotch designs on sidewalks. (Another L-O-N-G story that has long been forgotten.)
Anyway - the NEW SCHOOL literally does NOT know SHIITE from SHINOLA - since one is a UK pronounciation after Flight Lockerbe was bombed from the sky and SHINOLA is not WEARABLE as a WATCH assembled from a kit apparently. Not only can a bicycle KIT be purchased so a DAD can assemble it from 8 PM to 6 AM Christmas morning but he can make himself w WATCH on Christmas Day the MOM and the kids bought especially for ol' do-it-to-yourself DAD!
By the way or BTW - when buying a bike-in-a-box one is SUPPOSED TO purchase it ahead of time and PAY for its assembly before it gets to scratch up the family car on the way home. This insures that some BLOKE or GUY - perhaps even a native American er born in America er German-Irish-Scotch descent unemployed person can make "survival money" from the "box store" for assembling the bicycle. Maybe a few questions to the "BOX STORE MANAGER and this talented engineer fellow can assemble that SHINOLA WATCH that was also involved with Christmas, Kawanza, EID, Winter Solstice or Hannika.
But I never thought I'd see the day that a US born engineer would be MORE THAN HAPPY to assemble "Christmas GIFT KITS"for his/her own Christmas money or "survival money."
ASIDE...Didn't REALLY think that specific jive US Collection Agencies would be such an ignored ATTRACTION. Trying to inform in this medium is like "hosing the breeze". One tends to get more "wisdom" on oneself than "the breeze" if it's at all possible for "the breeze" to keep what it's beem given which its not. At least this one will not attract Russki lamguage ads...
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ReplyDeleteHave a car waiting and "Men In Black" to take your to your final destination. Special arrangements consist of a $20,000 flight over "Mel's Hole" where a parachute-less drop will be filmed for your loved ones. Book this one early as spaces are limited to the first 30 seeking this coffin/cremation-less "send-off". Free transportation to the "drop-off plane" at the Ellensburg, Washington field which will film your pale face and your final descent into the fabled bottomless oriface. Be the first in the Democratic Party to choose this most memorable and not all that expensive - final destination. Many Democrats "are ready to go" since Judge Bret Kavanaugh has been confirmed and the end of liberal Leftism is at hand. In the words of the humble gamer from Gabber - "Resistence is futile. All your bases are belong to us."
Remember Democrats only $20 will get you a "Ticket To Ride" in that long black limo but $20,000 will make you remembered FOREVER.
Americans do not do pillow fights because these so easily escallate into brawls and even knife fights and shootings.
ReplyDeleteNo power tools making NOISE on SUNDAY in America especially in downtown crowds because people disturbing the peace will be shot/slashed/beaten - for this. Opinionated persons with unapproved signs are subject to immediate punishment for this. Fortunately hospitals are open 24/7.
Discussions about World War II can lead to fights and mayheim and violence - antifa is sensitive and feels your pain - euthanasia cure often applied.
Roll over Ian Fleming - chiminey sweeps are required by law to check all domiciles for carbon monoxide and clean chimineys so people do not die like 300 Belgians annually - it's the LAW and TAXES cover it for FREE.
Even if somebody tells you "DO" don't do it...it's an American bad joke promoted by Antifa Clubs of America. Stay away from jolly people with bruised and or bleeding knuckles. They probably fist fought someone and you could be next. Say you need a rest room "I gotta PEE! "and leave quietly and quickly.
Whatever you do or whereever you are - IF you sing the "O Say Can You See" National Anthem - Antifa Club members could beat you up, etc.
Don't make your gas tank EMPTY speeding on freeways or desert highways since stranded cars/drivers are easy prey for gangs foreign and domestic.
Never walk in bicucle paths especially in California because the gangs of bollards will get you especially close to boulevards and other streets.
Never be late for appointments with groups of people. Some arriving on time or altogether too late have been known to be thrown from windows or tossed down stairs - for being tardy. Breaches of conduct and insults will not be tolerated.
Leave shoes, and other footwear at the entrance since tracking in dirt is frowned upon. Offenders have been slapped, buffed, and even kicked and given indoor slippers. In an antifa member's home - many have a gas or electric chain saw especially for offenders and a washable cloth "garage "closet" for easy cleanup.
Never have a DRINK of anything without offering a toast. This is so offensive that beer and whiskey bottles have been broken.